Remember, you're only young once, but you can be immature forever. (Like BBCs Sherlock Holmes who refuses to put on clothes when he is summoned to Buckingham Palace to solve a problem. There he is, sitting on the Queen's furniture with nothing but a sheet.)



Story of my life

Oh so totally true

So true! @Courtney Kemp time now, men is the crazy ones

Majority of the time I'm just being mean. Maybe I should just put a foot in your ass to prove it.


For my husband...the epitome of a Smart-Ass! Bless him, he keeps me laughing!

Medication limits


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Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.


Sooooo many people! Live the words, you so easily can quote!

yep! that is exactly what i want to be!