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Very rarely do I follow my heart! My brain is a much more reliable choice!

22 of the Funniest Quotes You’ll Read I mean, you’ll hurt your neck doing that. Blow it all up! I mean, let’s be real here. I’d be Baco-Bear. Deep, deep in my soul. It’s a song to my heart. Those poor pups have to


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I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.

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They will continue to do so until you have had enough and  cut them off. Don't wait forever!

This is just another one of your fake ass liar themes You fake ass your shade waiting for me to fix the fake ass you Ha

I definitely do not give a fuck!

Hang on, I'm still trying to decide whether I don't give a shit or if I don't give a fuck.

The fact that I miss said person probably kind of makes me the idiot.... Bleh... Emotions suck. I miss my friend.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I Miss You Like An Idiot Misses The Point. Brilliant Impression of an idiot." < so basicically Watson misses Sherlock about as much as Anderson is an idiot

Call me and I'll come to you

Oh my god me an my friend say this all the time she always coming over here or I going over there and we just do stupid shit all the time

Haven't you felt like saying this to someone at some point in your life?? Maybe more? Ivet H. P. (c )

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Now write 300 times "I will keep my opinions to myself unless someone asks for them.