Oh, the things you wish you could tell to the customers in line....

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Your real homies.

Yyyaaassss I tripped and fell into your loose vag 🤦🏻‍♂️😩😩🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

The relationship doesn’t have to be romantic, a “friend” can be just as toxic and just as damaging

The relationship doesn’t have to be romantic, a “friend” can be just as toxic and just as damaging

Yes!...

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In the middle of Tuesday...

My middle finger smells bad form washing my magpies broken foot . u knew it was important so u hurt it. who knew my housemate. it could be a ghost but I think a living fuckhead

K, my new code, lol! Happened at work today from a man with a Napoleon complex

Should make Rob smile. Deja Moo -- When You Know You've Experienced This Bullshit Before Apparel by Samuel Sheats on Redbubble. Maybe you've already dreamed of purchasing this shirt. If so, don't fight the cosmos!

There's no in-between when it comes to looking ready vs looking homeless for me!

I either have my hair and makeup done, or I look homeless. There is no in between. :) Ryan still loves me when I look homeless :p

They did and not just once...

Interests / friends / taste in music. my family would never have said anything about my weight though.

Dear: "Fan"girls and fakes  Pls stop shipping and making fnaf characters anime, btw Bonnie is a girl not a boy. All your fake fan stuff ruins the fandom for the rest of the REAL fnaf fans. So pls stop being jerks and go fangirl over stupid one direction and anime Pokémon whatever, we dont care as long as u don't ruin the fandom for the real fans!  -sincerely, the real fnaf fans and other fandoms hurt by fakes... We don't hate u just don't ruin it for us.   This was also written by a girl 

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes, smile at the dumbass and just walk away

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