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My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL

So true! I cleaned my whole house today and when my son got home 10 minutes later it looked like I hadnt done a damn thing!

Yes. Lol :) Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos

Lol

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Call me old fashioned. Reminds me of some things I've seen recently lol

She said, 'That's a lot of money to spend on a purse!' It was then that I knew we could never be friends.

bwahahahhaaaa LOVE THIS:) Not too many people understand my Coach purse addiction!

At first I was like "YEAH! I DO" Then i was like "....oh....BAHAHAHAHAHA"

Math.

Yeah, and my attempt at algebra (in college)? I finally started to get it and got As & B+s on all the homework and tests. So I STILL never passed. I got an A in geometry, though!

We can always use more shoes!

Another pair of shoes? YES! Or another pair of panties. shoes and panties, my weakness!

Hahahaha yes! But a vacation with out the babies would suck horribly so ill take my grocery shopping trips alone lol. This momma refuses to ever spend a single day with out her kids :)

Sometimes As a Mother All You Can Do is Laugh!

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

True

Funny Ecard: If by Lets agree to disagree, you really mean: Lets each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot, then, yeah, sure.

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