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I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime.

I'm over 30. I'm married. I'm not trying to impress anyone. I want to be comfortable... I'm buying full butt underwear.

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30 Relationship Quotes for Him

Don’t stop work hard now and live the rest of your life as champion, following are some great famous inspiring motivational quotes .. May these be source of motivation for you, and share these with…

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So many people SHOULD have killed me !! ( No jury who knew me would have convicted them !! ) Oh well will see if can avoid pepper spray in the face again today ,won't be surprised if my eyes sting before the end of the day ? !

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.