I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended
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Please Be patient
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Haha! So true!
It's time to stop crying and get the fuck over it. No one cares about your excuses or sob stories. No one likes you. You're a loser who will never amount to anything in life because you just can't let go. Move on or move away.
Sorry honey. I don't care.
TRUE STORY!! QUIT WORRYING ABOUT ME PLZ!!
Pathetic bitch. Get a life!
Don't worry about me
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Some people may think I'm forgetful. However, I'm just suffering from BMS. Busy Mom Syndrome ;) #motherhood #lol #humor #children #joyofmom Love for you to join me on INSTAGRAM www.instagram.com/joyofmom
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Yes I'm a soccer mom... & it's so true! Lol anyone who knows me knows this is so true!!!!!
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Yes I'm a soccer mom... & it's so true! Two kids in soccer practice at the same time stay out of my way!
Sassy eCards - Funny Ecards, obbie Mean Ecards, Hilarious Ecard.... This is my little sister Bobbie for sure!
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My favorite winter activity - Sassy eCards
TRUE STORY! (but I least I don't wear mine to Wal-Mart)
Coincidentally, it's also my favorite spring, summer, and fall activity... Weird.
Gray Hair Cartoon
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Grey hair - ugh.
Gray Hair Cartoon HAHA didn't our Mom tell you never to pluck??
Afternoon Laugh! #Cosmetology #Hair #LoveHair #Stylist #Beauty #BeautySchool #Funny #LJIC
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Weather Cartoon Weather: a personal affront. Never mind what it does to my hair.
Everyday People Cartoons
Shopping cartoon Making a shopping list is a really good idea. Remembering to bring it is even better.
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This is me. Every damn time.
Winnie says this just about sums me up! Thank goodness for mobile phones! Many a time she has had a call from me regarding the forgotten items....and then there's the pin number! I might copy this outfit...I look quite tall (oh dear it's a bag, not a top!)
This is my life. No. Seriously. :) I started texting myself my grocery lists. I hardly ever forget my phone (though ...). Hahaha!
Always forget the the darn shopping list
Do Not Eat At Night Cartoon
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Do Not Eat At Night (cartoon) but ... & Eating at Night Weight Loss (Link)
No late night snacking
My Friday night LOL
Every night's challenge ...
Food Choices Cartoon
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Meals Fit for a Family: Blood Glucose Levels Effect Decision Making
A gut and a Butt: 2 Day Countdown to Body Makeover
True friends :)
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Oh so true! You definitely have to be best friends;))
Funny Friendship Ecard: Thanks for being the type of friend who doesn't question why you heard the toilet flush when we're on the phone. @Alexis Ulrich
#Sisters #BestFriends #Humor #DontJudgeMe
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Love this! Age is nothing but a silly number!
if only they knew they had such sweet bodies
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happy is the heart that still feels pain
If they only knew...they had such SWEET bodies. I ♥ ♥ ♥ this!!!!!! Self esteem
would be a great YW lesson for our camp! Individual Worth!
funny fruit with body image issues
body image- 'if only they knew they had such sweet bodies'
So true! Everyone has their hangups but we're all delicious! If only they knew they had such sweet bodies
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Fifty shades of grey funny baby onesie
50 shades of grey onesie. lol this is funny stuff
Funny baby onesie- Im pretty sure my mom said almost this exact thing. Hers was oh you read 50 shades of grey? so thats why youre pregnant!
This is too funny!! Cute baby shower gift!
Hah! This will be a true story for me. Sorta. I don't actually think the book affected my sex life lol. But I conceived while reading the trilogy. Fifty shades of grey
Omg so funny !! 50 Shades of onesies: Adult themes grace baby clothes
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My kids need to remember this!
To My Children! Mama knows.
haha! So True
Some people would be well advised to remember this.
haha! For my daughter, Jessica!
I'm like a detective!
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"People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair!" #quote #peanuts #quotes #cute #curls #curly #curlyhair
Naturally Curly Hair Problems!!
naturally curly hair | true story
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Never laugh at your wife's choices... You are one of them :) #quotes #funnyquotes #lol #memes
"never laugh at your wife's choices" so true.
Never laugh at your wife's choices... you are one of them. Ecard
funny stuff from the house of funny
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This is so the truth at my house!
Not so true in our house. Hubby never takes a sick day. No ones there to cover for him when he's sick, like he covers for everyone else when they're sick! Love my man. ONe of the hardest workers I know!!
TRUTH! Made me laugh!
Quotes SO true lol
SO true! STORY OF LIFE
Lol!! So true. I'm sick and life must continue. If my husband is sick we must all stay still, quiet and walk on eggshells while he is cooped up in bed watching tv all day long!
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such a bad habit lol
Haha so true
Completely 100% true so me!! ask my husband
Gas. #gas #procrastination #humor #life #factsoflife #driving #ecard #funny #driversed
Completely 100% true. Totally me
Or my husband will drive my car
This is totally me.. All the money I've ever earned in my life down the tank!
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my life in an ecard
Yup totally me except i kind of lie mondays...kids go back to school that day lol
I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. / Confession Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave
Happy Monday! ;) Ha ha ha!
But other than that I'm entirely happy:) bahaha