My dad totally did this when I was growing up. Not so much the note on the door but he would lock me out, for sure. I've done my share of hanging out in tyhe driveway until the next morning when my Dad would let me back in. I love you, Dad!
This shows us that women expect to be more emotional and want more sentimental things, whereas men just want beer and naked girls. We stereotype genders like this, however I don't think I've ever seen a girl not pleased by a naked man or a beer?