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Funny Christmas Season Ecard: If I wanted to wait in line for some fat bastard to make me promises he can't keep I will just start dating again.

"I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka." Haha that's funny!

to my saintly friend who always posts the cutest quotes on facebook.