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No actual harm. Just uncomfortable misery. Does that make me a bad person? Never mind. I don't care.

All I have to say is, you better be this hard to get in bed when you're 18.

Lol. I can't sleep without a blanket because I feel like someone will get me if I don't! LOL

You...Are...Such...A...Liar...And .. Your...Self-Described... Accomplishments...And...Victimizations... Are All Made Up In Your Sick Mind

Hahahaaa. I LOVE this story, and my 19 year old daughter does, too. One of my last real "discussions" in the classroom involved a statement I made about having to "get out the sewing machine last night"..... A student (several) thought I was just being stupid (Science-fictiony) w/them... Had NEVER seen or heard of a sewing machine..... and we're in GEORGIA.....

Keep calm and ommmnmnom

BAHAHAHA!!! And I love that it's her mom!!!! This would pretty much be my relationship with my momma.

I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar. SO TRUE!

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.

This has nothin to do w Edward, I need an image to remind me to do "kindness" dust (glitter in a clear salt shaker) in Preschool!