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Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

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I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous ...who's this fucking whore?

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.