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holy shitballs...true!!!!!!!

A hilarious situation showing a giant spider that is sitting right next to the emergency button. An ironic caption says that in case of emergency no one will want to push the button because of the bug.

This is most clever sign I've ever seen!

Here's Your Sign

Animal Hospital Humor: It's all fun and games until somebody ends up in a cone. I do not like the Cone of Shame.

All done in that totally calm tone of voice that only comes out when you're terrified and/or panicked.

There’s only one thing to do…

Okay, this is really not helping with the irrational fear I already had of getting bitten by a spider in my shoe. I need a spider proof shoe rack.

A way to destroy a child's humor

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I can stop marathoning tv shows from other countries any time I want. ::whisper:: I just don't want to.

Productive day? Nope

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like it's better than yours.

When you walk into a glass door with milkshakes. I don't think those milkshakes are going to bring any boys to the yard.

I always loved this face

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I was pretty good with it...

Let me play you the song of my people…

I had a few cats that were proficient in this instrument and drove me nuts with this in the middle of the night. I'd have to get and remove said instrument.

In 2035, kids will wonder why the "phone" app has such a weird icon. Future kids will wonder…

Future kids will wonder…

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