Nasty, but made me laugh out loud.  I swear people ask me this while I'm on the middle of sending a patient out as if I have time to even look at you, or even answer you...

Nasty, but made me laugh out loud. I swear people ask me this while I'm on the middle of sending a patient out as if I have time to even look at you, or even answer you...

I always cry when I get angry. I hate it! It's like "no a**hole, you didn't hurt my feelings. I'm just struggling not to knock you the fu** out then slit your throat when you're down."

I swear if someone said that to me I wouldn't be able to be mad at them because I would be laughing too hard!

I swear if someone said that to me I wouldn't be able to be mad at them because I would be laughing too hard!

Funny Friendship Ecard: Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's me.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's me.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: My uterus is shedding and I will not hesitate to stab you.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: My uterus is shedding and I will not hesitate to stab you.

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