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Going to bed the other night. I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them. Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.' To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'
Good thing we can count on this man
This guy. I must remember this if I ever have an issue and need the police... LOL
Calling the police, like a boss.
Austin want's more police officers, but driving around, I see like 5 or 6 cop cars for a pull over, laughing and talking...yeah, I'm sure there was nobody in the area...*rolls eyes*
Christmas decoration - Hahahaha
ha! I try to keep a latch on those thoughts, but sometimes I just can't get it under control!
Worth the read - I laughed SOO hard more funny pics on facebook: www.facebook.com/...
Angelina's legbombing. If both legs were showing. hahahaha
I almost died reading this! I think my favorite is when the little boy says he won't have sex with his wife because it would gross him out!
These are few of my favorite things!
This makes me laugh way more than it should
The Mysterious Chest. I was 100 percent positive that I was going to scroll down to see an embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party.
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Lol!!! I keep coming across this and I laugh way more than I should every time
OMGSH! I about snorted out loud when I saw this! Priceless!!!!!!
Hahahaha that's awesome