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I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, 'People will LOVE the ninja version of that.' That, would be AWESOME! Sorry, a good buddy if mine's younger brother was obsessed with those things :P

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?". So true!!

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes."Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT!-- when do ya wanna meet up?

Just keep reading it...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.

This pin is dedicated to those high-school young ladies who *really* shouldn't be wearing heels.

Women, wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf. Don't wear heels if you can't walk in them

Making this for my bathroom next house!

But mine should say curling iron. And the oven! Turn Off Your Straightener Door Mat / Area Rug Funny Door Mat, Clever Door Mat

Well....maybe the fourth lol

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.actually I wish MY car played this instead of the horn.

Lol

monday mornings for sure! i can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.

It is a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. So true. So funny.

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