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Heh-get it? Get it? Posted on Pinterest by Alex Ahlgren; created by Ephemera.

Damn right I'm good in bed; I can sleep for days. Or stay up all night when I'm manic

Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

i understand the concept of cooking & cleaning.....

Cooking and Cleaning

Large selection of Funny Tin Signs and Sayings ready to hang for fun wall decor for ideas for home or business. Add to your room a few funny tin signs or classic saying with a retro look.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Because chocolate can't get you pregnant

Chocolate Can't Get You Pregnant Funny Poster Print

From the Retro Humor Collection. Retro Humor Chocolate Lover Collection Because Chocolate Mini Tin Sign. Says Because Chocolate can't get you pregnant. Measures approximately 7 Inches wide x 4 Inches tall.

haha a girl can dream!! @Georgia Crabtree @Jessica Meyers @Katie Glueckert @Kate McCoy

Oh dear God, I beg you. Hahahaha Bless the makers of this movie. Ladies night out as soon as it's released!


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Well duh. This is Brandi Lambert.  Always apologizing ahead of time for being hilarious!

Pinterest…the new Black!

Sometimes i think this is really me, but i'm sure that most of the time i may be the only one laughing at my jokes, but that's perfectly alright by me b/c i am hilarious.

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

bwahaha....love, love, love this!

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes