Or be there with ice cream, or be carrying a mace, whatever fits the situation. Hold up, let me grab my sword. I got'chu.

What's that? You think I want to be you? No, sweetheart, I have much higher goals in life. Much. Higher.

You're hot enough that I'm not remotely embarrassed about how many times you've caught me ogling you.

This is so true...can't tell you how many times the hubby's decided to be smart and change what he said!! lol

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