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I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

It's so sad that I no longer have those days that I feel skinny... Any story of my life...

Truth; most of the time a busted can of biscuits!!

OMG! THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!(and true)

Love those skinny days...

Haha now that's funny!

This is SO FUNNY!

Lol. Funny ecard.

Funny stuff!!

Hahaha my life

hahaha...so funny! Wish I had this logic when attending college with a campus full I super-skinny girls!!! :)

It's funny bc it's kind of true. Although I'm prettier than a lot of those skinny, tan ppl ;)

It's funny because it's almost always true for me...

OHMYGAWD!!!! literally peed myself...so funny!!!

I could NOT resist this... So funny!!!! Lol

hahahaha this is too funny!

:) funny stuff sister!!

thats funny

So funny!

true.

ohmigosh, this happened to me!! I have a random bruise on my arm, except it is literally bigger than a half dollar. It is so huge and I have no idea where it came from...

story of my life. That and an iron deficiency are the cause for all my random bruises. Most of them occur at work for misjudging how close I am to things. Especially the wall behind 41. Ughh gets me every damn time.

Half my life is spent wondering where my bruises come from... True Story!!!! LOL

#hilarious #funny #joke #humour #lol #rofl #funnypics #memes True story

True story (right, @Carrie Mcknelly Mcknelly Douglas?)

This is totally me!!! I honestly have no idea.. Lol

Sadly so true!! Story of my entire life!!

True story. I find a new bruise daily.

True story every damn day of my life

True Story...

I consider myself too smart for self-deception... | #funny #ecard

It's funny how accurate this is.

It's funny because it's true...

Funny ecard

So true

True--it's funny because this is exactly what I'm doing right now

hahaha its funny because I am doing this right now. :)

Exactly - too true funny ecards

lol!!! that's funny right there

Its funny cause its true!!!

It's funny cuz it's true :)

It's funny bc it's true!!!!

Haha that's funny

Funny stuff

So. True.

I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat. | lol! Story of my life, funny ecards.

I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

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I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat. yeah, i was so "fat" in high school!

ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat.

YES! Like freshman year of high school...I think I wore a size 5 and thought I was huge!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat.

I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat. Bwahahahahaaaaaaaa!

Legos - HAha! So true

SO Hilarious & SO true.

I basically have 3 hair styles, straight, wavy and homeless ......

Lol homeless is my go to hair style

I basically have 3 hair styles...

I have 3 hair styles...SO true!

Three hairstyles- So true lol

Three hairstyles

3 hair styles

So true.

So true. This is how I feel when I think of all the preparation that goes into getting myself ready to leave the house.

This is me more oft than not lately. #wannastayhomeinpjs #hermit #nonotagreenmuppetfrog #thatsKermit #ohnevermind

So true. This is how I feel when I think of all the preparation that goes into getting myself and children ready to leave the house.

except my acute punctuality will not allow me to be late--leave after 10 minutes? entirely acceptable!

This is NEVER true about me, cause if I agree to go then I will be there on time, and fully engaged, however I know some people that live by this😉.

Ugh I really want to stay in tonight, this is night 2 of 3 and I am already done :-/. Have to go kick ass though.

This is true sometimes... the rest of the time it's because I fell asleep watching the news after work... Yes, I take 70 year old man naps.

When I'm late it's because I don't want to be the first one there but the host thinks I didn't want to come.

How honest can I be? How fearless can I be in order to be more honest? How will being honest positively impact my life?

Hahahaha true

Funny Ecard: My taste in music ranges from 'you need to listen to this' to 'I know, please do not judge me'.

This is the most accurate pin I will ever post... (Don't even care if you judge my music taste anymore though)

Yes... Yet I believe that my music taste is impeccably grand!

Nothing has described my musical tastes so perfectly before.

Sorry to say but that is my music tastes!

musical taste. Hilarious & totally me!

Yes, my musical tastes are varied....

Totally describes my music taste. :P

It's funny because its true

LOL....True!

Almost woke up the house with how loud I laughed at this.

I let out a hearty giggle

Such a sad sad truth !

I know your laughing

True story folks!

Sad, true, fact.

Laugh or cry?

haha so true

True story

;) so true!

Best friend code. That's how it goes. bahahah so true most of the time! @Katharine Ommanney @Amanda Irizarry @Jennifer Marsh

I don't like you. My best friend doesn't like you. She has never met you. But that's how she rolls. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com #funny #friends #bestfriends #quote #girls

I don't like you. My best friend doesn't like you. She has never met you. But that's how she rolls. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Haha @Christina Childress Childress Childress kelly Ahahahahahahaha. True story

True story. @Jenn L Milsaps L Milsaps L Jensen

E Card funny but yet so true

Best friend. true story

Made me giggle

Funny stuff

SO true!!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: 'Wow, that guy in the skinny jeans looks super manly,' said no one ever.

Glad my country boy leaves the skinny jeans-wearing to me :-)

So funny! Guys should not wear skinny jeans ever!

the "said no one ever" quotes get me every time

BAHAHAHA - I hate when guys wear skinny jeans.

This! Guys in skinny jeans is so wrong.

its funny because it is true...

funny funny

Funny stuff

True friends

Funny Friendship Ecard: I knew you were my real friend after I noticed you cropped my photograph above my muffin top before sharing it on facebook.

True friendship. So funny!!! Friends bring out the best in friends! :)

Good friends crop photos. BEST friends Photoshop them.

Real Friends crop photos :) now thats funny

It's funny coz it's true ^_^

True friendship. So funny!!!

Funny funny stuff!!

True story.

Funny rotten ecard - http://jokideo.com/funny-rotten-ecard/

Story of my life e-card, story of my life.

Laughing because this is so true!!!

I'm always hungry. All. The. Time.

story of my life | always hungry

Hah! True! Story of my life

This made me giggle.

#ecards I love food

Funny Stuff

So true.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life, so your Facebook posts aren't fooling anyone.

Ha, so true. So tired of the one upping that occurs on Facebook posts...i.e. mushy anniversary/birthday/whatever messages from people who behave completely different in real life. Seems legit!

I would never speak to them to let them know..eww, but makes me giggle. Keep on keepin on you fake people :) hahaha

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life, so your Facebook posts aren't fooling anyone. | Cry For Help Ecard

Facebook liars - http://www.rudefunny.com/e-cards/facebook-liars/

To some of my FB friends...

Funny stuff.

When I say 'I'd like to talk', what I really mean is 'I'd like to completely blindside you and unleash weeks of pent up frustration and resentment until you understand my feelings.'

Surviving evil people is to ignore them. Let them bury themselves under all those lies. Unethical deeds breed trash. ~ Quotes & Sayings / Words of Wisdom

When+I+say+'I'd+like+to+talk',+what+I+really+mean+is+'I'd+like+to+completely+blindside+you+and+unleash+weeks+of+pent+up+frustration+and+resentment+until+you+understand+my+feelings.'

Is now a good time for you? Because it's only going to get worse

Is now a good time for you? Oh my god this is sooo true

Is now a good time for you?

Pretty much my life

hahahah typical.

Lmfao dead on.

Lol funny.

So True!

Caution I'm PMSing so I would be very careful with what you say......I could flip the fuck out or start crying like a baby. It's up to you. So funny,this made me feel better. LMao

SO true: Caution I'm PMSing so I would be very careful with what you say......I could flip the fuck out or start crying like a baby. It's up to you.

I laughed way to much at this! Sorry for the F word but its so very appropriate in this case.

Hahaha so funny. I should just wear this on a sign around my neck

Haha... The last week of my life... Poor hubby... :P

Anyone who knows me...knows this is my life.

Bwahahaha!!! funny but true

Story of my life!

Funny stuff

....that's so true.

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OK. I just laughed out loud to this one....@Amanda Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson trenshaw

OK. I just laughed out loud!! Not so much as fat, more not fit lol but absolutely can't dance

OK. I just laughed out loud to this one....best part Pinterest picked this for me :)

I just laughed out loud to this one.... I've thought this so many times!

. I literally just laughed out loud to this one....

OK. I just laughed out loud to this one.... :)

OH MY!!!! SERIOUSLY laughed at this one

Seriously laughed out loud.

Is it still funny if it's true? :-)

Ha ha ha ha! Mine is wonderful, but this so funny!

hmmm, is it bad if this is so funny to me?

Haha so true ... Some days ;)

Ha ha ha!!! So funny!!!

Haha... So true!

omg SO funny lol

husband humor

Funny stuff!

My life problem

At first I wanted to hang out, but then I thought about having to be around people and I was like, nah I don't wanna do that. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

If anyone more asks me why I don't want to have kids, I'm going to quote this.

Ecard at first I wanted to hang out

My personality in an e-card

so funny and so true

Laugh out loud

funny stuff

Truth

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