You know how some people have hate accounts? I'm not even sure why the people who have them just give up by the second hate pin. Like first, "plz stop". Then by the second pin, "ok I give up." Wtaf, if you really want to deal with a hater, you have to tell them what's up, not "you win". Also, why does every hate account have the same caption? "Ew" Are you a hate account or a 6yo refusing peas? Bc at this point, I'm pretty sure most hate accounts are fake.
My friend tried to make a pun on my sweater because I always wear it like a cape and then he's like, "You wanna kiss?" So, I instinctively put my hand out waiting for a CHOCOLATE kiss. So, he puts one in my hand. I just...wow....what if I do this on my first date? *leans in for a kiss**stretches out hand* "Umm, what are you doing?"