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oh so true, that and going to the potty alone (did I just call it a potty in public?)

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

Just in case I don't make it through this thing they call parenting, can I get my straight-jacket in pink?

Just in case I don't make it through this thing they call parenting, can I get my straight-jacket in blue.make it blue.

I often walk a fine line between 'super fun' mom and 'kinda- psychotic-maybe- we-should- call-the-authorities' mom.

Free, Family Ecard: I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda- psychotic-maybe- we-should- call-the-authorities" mom.

When she thinks about it she calls me mommy she fills my heart with a love i have never had before!

This beautiful black vinyl applique applies to smooth surfaces like walls, glass and tile. This easy to apply vinyl art includes application instructions. Color: Black Title: 'Anyone can be a Mother.

The only ones that lose are the ones that race the fastest....my favorite line. sadly enough, there are a few things I need to work on in this manifesto

The Scary Mommy Manifesto

I wouldn't call this the Scary Mommy Manifesto. I would call it the Anti-judging Mommy Manifesto.

Scary Mommy Manifesto: I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood...

The Scary Mommy Manifesto

Scary Mommy Manifesto: I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood.LOVE LOVE LOVE IT

There's this boy who stole my heart. He calls me MOM.

For me it should read "There's these BOYS who stole my heart. They call me MOM" I love you Mikey, Jimmy, Jakey. The best guys I've ever known!

I guess Im doing my job, I hear "you're mean!" 387463483 times a day :)

HAHA I hope my kids don't think "I'm mean," though. But Mom vs Grandma. I know my grandma always won that one when I was a kid.

Very true!!! 100% right in my case!! Haha

Didn't think about this but it's true Kids get excited they will get money after their tooth is out. As they get older they will know about playboy, porn sites, pro situation,etc.

Funny Family Ecard: I may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy.... True Story....

don't mess with my kids or my siblings or nieces and nephews ( I consider them my children as well)