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Funny pictures about I wish I was a unicorn. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a unicorn. Also, I wish I was a unicorn.

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

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Egads if there's one thing I can't stand it's stupidity lol.

Bad day- This poem fits well with my day today, except I am drinking sent Smirnoff tonight haha

Free and Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: Roses are dead, violets are fine, this day sucks balls I really love wine

Drilled into me by my parents - it's my biggest pet peeve! Can't stand sitting near loud eaters!

This is my absolute biggest pet peeve without a doubt. I HATE hearing people eat.

To the dbags that think it is fun to destroy other people's property by doing donuts on our landscaped lawn.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

Someone said I was on my high horse. Actually it's more of a low unicorn. And he's not high so much as he is drunk. Weed makes him paranoid.

Sara humes on

Someone said I was on my high horse. Actually it's more of a low unicorn. And he's not high so much as he is drunk. Weed makes him paranoid. Omg I don't know why I find this so funny!

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: I said 'Good Morning.' Now move on before I fucking cut you.

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2 things I know for certain in my life: I have big boobs. My taste in music is wonderful.

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