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Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But, if the white runs out, I'll drink the red. Love my Wine, tis the season

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

I don't always act like a bitches, but when I do,I am the lead float in tha bitch parade.

Freakin Charleston weather

It may be 80 degrees outside, but pumpkin spice everything is out and I can wear autumn colors so Fall-la-la-la-la.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

You know youre a Texan when... You know why its called Six Flags.

Because I recently found out there are six flags parks in other states whose patrons DON'T know why. There are six flags that have flown over Texas obviously. (French, Spain, Mexico, Confederate, Republic of Texas and USA

22 Things That Make A True Texan. How Many Are You?

"Fixin' To".The State Verb Of Texas.I'm fixin' to pin this right now.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug... so my coworkers can't tell the difference.

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug. so my coworkers can't tell the difference.

Haha

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.  There goes THAT New Year's resolution!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.try a sippy cup, Candi!

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