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Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women.
so call before you visit! & I'm so glad I'm not the only one
Fascinating and Awesome
so true. my house isn't clean and I do not care.
dull women have immaculate houses.. #amen
I am one fascinating woman.
When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.
I set my clock ahead to prevent being late...all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills
When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I might never get over it.
Gotta do what you gotta do. Lacey McKay McKay McKay Schroder
don't get between me and my jo
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.
Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet
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If you really want to get to know me don't stalk me on Facebook....just follow me on Pinterest. TRUE. TRUE. TRUE. (In fact ... I JUST told my husband ... if he really wanted to know all about me ... check out my PINTEREST boards.) Crazy, eh?
This is very confusing...