Could the parents of not me I don't know and I didn't do it please come get your kids?

Funny Family Ecard: 'Your mega-meltdown tantrum fit totally changed my mind.' Said no mom ever.

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance. OK so I would never be a stripper but I love it!

Patrick’s Day From Obama

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Some baby names.

the joys of motherhood when you are sick

Only thing they forgot was time spent picking up food and utensils from the floor. Infographic: Time Spent in Restaurant with Toddler - The Laughing Stork.

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laughing at work, hilarious, growing up in the

hahahahha striefler VanDyke sounds like a convo we would have

bloody relations: comedy

This is the feedback I got after making a birthday dinner consisting of: rare NY strip bacon wrapped scallops and truffle potatoes

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!