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It was nice meeting you. I forgot your name as soon as you said it. Yep, I'm the worst.

damianrules:  I said I’d write up a tutorial on how to make these wings. It’ll be terrible So, here goes. XD Have one or two friends to help...

damianrules: “ I said I’d write up a tutorial on how to make these wings. It’ll be terrible So, here goes. XD Have one or two friends to help you out. It’s easier with more hands. (For small wings you will need 3 pieces.

Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question...Have never worked in Customer Service.

Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question.Have never worked in Customer Service.OR medicine.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If it takes you more than an hour to get ready, then you might not be as cute as you think you are!

Just sayin'… It takes me over an hour to get ready. (Blow dry/iron/curl my hair, makeup & picking an outfit takes about 2 hours) But hey if you can get ready in under an hour & not look like a wet gremlin then go on witcha bad self haha

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. This is exactly how I feel at this point in my pregnancy!

WHY can't PINTEREST be my job? I'm so good at it.

I wish so badly that it was my job! I am so good at it and it is something i enjoy!

Doesn't apply to me but it does make me laugh!!!

My husband would agree with this. He can't say a single word without me singing a song that contains that word.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not judgmental. I just have excellent assessment skills.

Nursing eCard--I'm not judgemental. I just have excellent assessment skills.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't care where we eat as long as its not at any of the 12 places you just named.

When we get together, my family is SO indecisive about where to eat!

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