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Your ex asking to stay friends after you break up is like kidnappers asking to stay in touch after they let you go.

When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes.... On how to be fabulous.....ahhhh!!!! too funny!!!!

Not from that honey, it's from not eating or throwing up. Everyone says you look like a drug head. Truth hurts

Some people just don't use logic and reason when thinking and talking.

We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much. #BestFriends #Friendship #Ecards