This has definitely happened to me


I am allergic to stupidity so I break out in sarcasm.

...I'm just too short.

Ha. So incredibly True!

.........yay. my future.

Free, Confession Ecard: You'll have to excuse me, I have a speech impediment that makes everything sound bitchy.


Yes and yes.

yes. because I can only ask you to repeat it so many times without feeling stupid. #deafgirl

Just because I appear to believe your BS, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you think I am. I'm just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.


Sad, but true.

So True!

Story of my life.

Ugh Travis says this all the time ugh!!! Makes me so mad!

Rough days at work

Pretty much!