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Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"

Just because I appear to believe your BS, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you think I am. I'm just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.

We can do that! Well, teach you to slap them out of your own hands ;) and your family & friends!

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasam. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of.

Thanks for your concern, but no, I'm not sick, dying or sad. I just forgot to put eye makeup on this morning.

Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

Haha that's exactly the reason I look like I just rolled out of bed when I get to work (without my coffee (gasp))... Because I did just roll out of bed... This is exactly my real life reality every morning.