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Omg! I used to do this lol. So the wrong thing to do but absolutely hilarious to see it written down lol

If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason. My motto.

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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

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For the teacher ...

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funny, but I hope my daughters teacher really loved her crayon monogram! I didn't know we were allowed to get gift cards to the liquor store ;

I recently saw someone in ratty sweatpants, flip flops, and a "Chanel" bag.

All I'm saying is thatpunching someone in thethroat should be seenas constructivecriticism ratherthan assault.

Funny New Year's Ecard: My New Year's resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Lol ...all my friends know i ask their opinions all the time and very rarely take their advice.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Remember the 3 F rule. If your not 'F'ucking me 'F'eeding me or 'F'inancing me then your opinions really don't matter! Please keep your opinions to yourself!

Fact is, you're just not pretty enough to get away with being a bitch.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Fact is, you're just not pretty enough to get away with being a bitch.

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