I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

Don't we all just know someone (or more) like this????

Don't we all just know someone (or more) like this????

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Hahah my dad drinks screwdrivers, and made a whole container once, and my sister drank it, thinking it was OJ!

Hahah my dad drinks screwdrivers, and made a whole container once, and my sister drank it, thinking it was OJ!

Hmmmmmm; one could say they drink lke their mothers:) hahaha.

Girls now and then

Hmmmmmm; one could say they drink lke their mothers:) hahaha.

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