So I went to see a kids movie. I thought, since it was a matinee in the middle of the week, I’d have the theater to myself or nearly so. Nope, apparently the munchkins finished school on the 24th of this month. The joint was jammed with small fry zooming around like packs of jet propelled ecstatic sharks. Joy. Successfully dodging the kid-mines, I found my seat and yes, in this packed house I was surrounded by popcorn and jujube snarfing energy machines. More joy. Here’s the thing though…