It starts out funny but then, when you really start thinking about it, it's terrifying. Seriously. I'm out there in the dating world. All my first dates happen in VERY public places and I take pepper spray with me, fucking pepper spray, why is that necessary? Oh right because I don't dare trust that the man I'm going out with has been taught that sexual assault is wrong.
This. This is so true
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ah, the sweet truth. so funny, and so true - men are the worst, and it's horrible that they are the only dating option.
Louis CK. Men are the greatest threat to women. This is so funny!
To your death, statistically #louisck
Louis C. K. This is so true
Louis CK. I love this man.
This is me
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I love cats x
cat? caat caaat <3
This is totally me and my dog.
this is so funny because I actually do this sometimes when I'm at my sisters' house
my life 100% - also applies to dogs and various other creatures
I do this several times a day… this is why my cat hates me
my life. Crazy cat lady and proud
this is so funny because I actually do this sometimes to my dogs
I'm crying with laughter right now.
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Oh my god lol
Oh, this is the greatest thing ever. Nightmare before Christmas
I laughed SO hard! Omg I love nightmare before Christmas
Jack Skellington, everyone. :D I am DYING.
How to make a little girl really happy…
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How to make a little girl really happy…Mouse dress up
Now you can dress up all your animals!
How to make a little girl really happy… OMGeee!! This mom is definitely out to please! LoL too funny
That looks so funny!!!!
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Brooklyn 99 - never saw this show but that is funny
Disney insults are the best insults
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Brooklyn Nine Nine too funny
When John and Paul were asked how they really felt about Ringo: | 9 Times The Beatles Proved They Were Cheeky
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When John and Paul were asked how they really felt about Ringo: | 9 Times The Beatles Proved They Were Cheeky #TheBeatles #Beatles #JohnLennon #PaulMcCartney
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Beatles. Funny guys :)
Lol Paul. You can always count on the Beatles interviews to make you laugh!
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NOOOOOO. | 24 Pictures That Prove That Life Hacks Have Gone Way Too Far. life hack fail lmao!!!!
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twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
Life hack - make your house smell amazing.
Hack life here // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures
17 Times Tumblr Explained a Thing Better Than School
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The Witch Jail, that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts, 1945.
carryonmy-assbutt:obytheby: applecocaine: myjamflavouredmindtardis: megan15: theybuildbuildings: vintagegal: Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945. I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the town was tripping balls This might be the greatest thing ive ever seen on the internet We did a whole massive thing
That time Tumblr explained the historical importance of saying no to ~dRUGs~. | 17 Times Tumblr Explained A Thing Better Than School "Tripping balls"
Humor. Funny Pictures. Funny Quotes. Cartoons. Memes
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Funny Hogwarts animal
:'( sad baby owl, hogwarts, harry potter
What do you mean I wasn't picked for Hogwarts? I feel the same way, little owl.
Sad owl wasn't picked to go to Hogwarts! Why? He looks much healthier than the Weasley family owl! Cute harry potter owl. Hedwig would have been nice enough to take this little guy under his wing!
Awwww! This makes me sad. #owl #hogwarts #harrypotter
I've felt this way ever since my 11th birthday :( #harrypotter
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thats my spot for dogs throw pillow, funny throw pillow cover, quote pillow
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Humor. A help for narcissistic sociopath relationship survivors. So true, after this crazy person you want to beat the shit out of them cause they did you so wrong and hurts so bad oh I hope it was worth it
Not worth the jail time. Lol #SoTrue #Quotes
On second thought . . .
#Sometimes I have to tell #myself it's just not #worth the #jailtime #LetsGetWordy
Sometimes I have to tell myself it's just not worth the jail time. LOL, but a bit of truth!
I love how she's like. "Wait one more"
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS YOU GO GIRL A 17-year-old girl named Candice Sortino made very stupid headlines when she ran onto a baseball field to touch the players' butts
funny stuff. :D
this is so funny, the second picture is the best she's like saying one second i got to touch this guys butt
"American Women's Hero." If a young man ran out onto the football field and grabbed the cheerleaders' butts, we'd all cry sexual harassment. But because it's a woman, it's funny. Something is very wrong here.
you go girl!! now on my bucket list.. watch out rangers ;)
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Lmao!!!! So true, I about died laughing!
The truth in this makes me sad laugh
hahahahahahaha story of my life
[ raybansunglasses.hk.to ] #ray #ban #ray_ban #sunglasses #chic #vintage #new Great to own a Ray-Ban sunglasses as summer gift.Funny Apology Ecard. Haha he sent this last to me after I was wrong about our trip next week. :-/ could not help but laugh at him.
And this cat. | 24 Warning Labels That Need Warning Labels
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Warning. Avoid eye contact. She is shady as hell. I once found leather gloves under her bed. I don't own leather gloves.
Funny Cat Picture. Leather gloves. Warning. Neighbors needed to be warned. Things for a laugh.
Warning: Shady cat, make no eye contact. Beware cat.
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The 19 Best Cards To Send To Someone Who Hates Their Job
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A whole string of great work related e cards!
Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care.
I don't necessarily HATE my job but these are awesome ;)
❤Story of MY life lol
Yea this is accurate
Lol! #dont #care #nofucksgiven 👋
My inner voices are yelling at me to tune you out.
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Happy Galentine's Day Quotes Card | 26 Awesomesauce Parks And Recreation Valentine's Day Gifts
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Oscar the grouch cat costume
Funny kitty haha
The best Oscar the Grouch costume // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures @christine3pp
Funny cat pictures, oscar the grouch hat hahaha
When everyone talks about how snow is so magical and pretty, you’re just like, “Nope.” | 27 Things Every Girl Who Is Always Cold Understands
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My lifes motto
#namaste #funny #quotes #tired #monday
Stay in bed quote
NAMAST 'AY IN BED
Need this on a tee! Morning yoga's not my thing...
Yoga joke haha
Funny pictures of the day (34 pics)