Do+you+ever+get+up+in+the+morning,+look+in+the+mirror,+and+think+'That+can't+be+accurate'?

Do+you+ever+get+up+in+the+morning,+look+in+the+mirror,+and+think+'That+can't+be+accurate'?

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

People have different opinions and views, that's called society.

People have different opinions and views, that's called society.

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If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot. Because I walk a lot.

There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.

There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.

Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.

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