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Pregnancy brain is real and turns into mom brain. What does pregnancy brain+mom brain=?

Yes! It's YOUR problem, not MINE :)

I don't need "Anger Management" classes. You need "Shut The Fuck Up" classes. haha I need to show this to some people lol.

that's definitely wine....

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. That's Wine. Wine Does That

Today I didn't wear makeup.  Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.  ...Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill."

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup. The ONE DAY I don't wear eye make up. ALL my littles ask me if I'm sick.

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Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place"

May the (fitness) odds be ever in your favor.

The Odds Will Forever Be In Your Favor If You Survive This Workout

I should start working out b/c I'd have been the first to die in the Hunger Games. No chance I'm eating any sort of crap I find in nature :)

haha reminds me of my dad...there was a look which meant run away...quickly!!!!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I haven't lost my temper. I know exactly where it is. And if you're still in reach in thirty seconds, you'll see it for yourself.


Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Do it my way

Funny Encouragement Ecard: If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.