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Sad day....

I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.story of my life lmao

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock "that" lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

Dying right now lol

"Some songs awaken my inner stripper." [ ALL songs awaken Miley Cyus' inner stripper.

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this... I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat... and can't dance.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I think, "Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!" Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance.

Always gotta go with the smarty pants. Or maybe the smart alleck-y pants. They're my safe choice.

Dilemmas

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When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

eCard--When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eatig. So true

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine.  Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now.

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now.double entendre for "The Doctor" ;

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