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Haha true

I'm gonna also take a moment to ask God to kill off all the jumping spiders.Lets all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm changing my name to 'Nobody' on Facebook, so when I see stupid crap people post, I can like it and it will say 'Nobody likes this'.

So bitchy, so funny! "Im changing my name to 'Nobody' on fb so when i see stupid crap ppl post.

This is the most true thing ever... when I get jealous I'm scared of what I may do

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

Birth Ctrl

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.


I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games. <--better to be safe than sorry!

Ummm.. No no wait... Ummm oh yeah.. I mean. Hahaha

No no wait. Ummm oh yeah.