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  • Sharlynne Skaggs

    Yes! I gave my mom a mother's day card that said this. :)

  • Sweet Not-Tea

    I love you mom. Ryan sent me this card once with the following ... "Thanks Mom for always turning off the beaters before letting me lick them." I love to bake and I ALWAYS let him lick the beaters. Love this and love my son!!!

  • Virtuous Servant

    I have a cake batter obsession and this is why - Thanks mom.

  • Debbie Hill

    funny mom quotes - Remember when we were little, and we could lick the batter off the beaters?

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