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Lol, this is so wrong, but it really made me laugh because it caught me off guard!!
Quote : ) and...I put my foot in my mouth! ha!
True story! I always end up saying things I shouldn't. Oh well. ;-)
it's the truth!
Mommy, I'm sorry you're tired! Just kidding. I don't care.
preach it! yes, this is how i feel...UNLESS you're wearing something that covers your butt and is a bit longer to, say, mid-thigh or so.
We still have time!
46 Tumblr Threads Of Absolute Random Hilarity [July Edition] : The Lion's Den University
I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to 'let cool in microwave for 1 minute'.
very, very true.
Who was the 1st lady to shave her legs & instill in us that hairy legs are gross???? It's her fault we must have hairless legs!!!
one of the kids this for me one year..i loved it because i told them to be careful because i didnt know what id ever do without them!
It's so much easier being The Crazy Aunt then The Mean, Up-tight, Overprotective Mother. This so me. Lol
My boyfriend needs to understand this. I am not a bitch for not talking to that girl that I don't like, I just don't want to be rude to her and I don't ever pretend to like someone when I don't.
everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible. ~ unknown