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"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos!" ~Yep, that's my life!

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I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

Omg...this was my oldest son. I never could clean his room when he was home. He would probably have a koniption if he saw it now.

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Hon, I know where we keep everything in the house. I live here, remember? Said no husband ever.

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

SOOOO TRUE... and you know you are there too much when she doesn't even tell you what to take off... you just know the drill!

Why do you bother hiding your panties at the gyno's office? She's gonna be looking right up your hoo-hah. She can handle seeing your panties laying on the chair. lol doctor panties ladies funny humor - I know I tuck mine into my pants!

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I just live in my pajamas. I don't give a shit if you come over, but if you got a prob with my pj pants & uggs best stay at home kids! And these days, pj pants are as pretty as designer jeans!

The real reason mommies say kids need naps.

Is this true, ladies? Is there a secret stash of cookies? Break them bad boys out cause I want me a cookie!

Baaahahahahaha so true!

I must need an interpreter because when I say "Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car", my kids hear, "It's a good time to poop.

its so true lol

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

Lol

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be. Also, I like new Tupperware.

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

most depressing time in someones life...

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OK, shopping with Vinny may not be quite this bad, but it is reason enough to settle for cereal for supper tonight rather than brave the aisles of the grocery store!

Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. Yes.

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

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