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Hilarious Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Honestly Don't Give A F*ck

EXCUSE ME, I'm a bitch on a mission. | "Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people in the grocery store." -Unknown

Again.... I HATE pants. Occasionally, Beau will come home and I'm in full jewelry and make-up, blouse, cardi, and no pants. Pants suck.

Ecard: Make-up in the morning? I'm lucky if my hair doesn't look like a rabid animal died in it.