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Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

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17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job

Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy. I wish my job would let me add this to my email signature- it would cut down on replies

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anyone who claims their life is nothing but perfect is lying to themselves and a bigger fool than we can imagine... pathetic really

LOVE this and SO true! Reminds me of a couple people.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. Ha ha ha so me!

I bake cookies and shit lol!

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy I bake cookies & shit.

we may not be talking, but if i find out you are fucking with them i will whoop the shit out of you! only i get to mess with them.... yes, i know for some uneducated reason you do not believe in evolution Angel & Jason.

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

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