My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.-well said... Although at the end of the year if I don't have to buy a bigger size pair of pants, I think I'll consider that a win!

All my friends are getting engaged, married, or having babies. I'm still just getting drunk. | Cry For Help Ecard |

all the time

TRUTH. ha!

ha! exactly

hahaha so true!!!


Hahaha true story


haha yup

Sorry, but I don't know many "book smart" people with common sense like mine. So if I'm "imaginary smart" so be it. At least I'm not making dumb decisions.

Ha, so true!

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

all the stinkin' time!


Sir Mix-a-lot


hummm....sounds familiar!