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    Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me. Why does this make me laugh so hard?!?!?!


    You don't understand how mornings are for me.

    last night's "smoky eyes"

    hey can you hold my morals for me, I'm going to need two hands for drinking tonight.

    I need to do this when I am bored and think I am hungry



    Hahah this hits too close to home

    Shit dip? That would be a useful skill...

    Every time.

    A tribute to patronizing people (that means people who think they are better than you)


    So funny!


    So bad

    HA!! So funny!!

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    Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug... so my coworkers can't tell the difference.