Everyone's over here like "Hey I'm getting married or having babies." And I'm like "Hey who want to day drink with me?"

Everyone's over here like "Hey I'm getting married or having babies." And I'm like "Hey who want to day drink with me?"

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

I don't think this will ever happen..but sounds good to me!

I don't think this will ever happen..but sounds good to me!

I Have Nothing Nice To Say Shirt, Hoodies, Tanktops

I Have Nothing Nice To Say T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

There maybe two sides of every story.but you're still a douche in both of them.

There maybe two sides of every story.but you're still a douche in both of them.

No sir I said pirate ship - http://jokideo.com/no-sir-i-said-pirate-ship/

No sir I said pirate ship - http://jokideo.com/no-sir-i-said-pirate-ship/

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