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nah, I don't want to make folks gag. I'll be the Watermelon Vodka you add to your Slurpee.
I'm making tea, want some? No? How 'bout Tequila Sunrise?
Not everyone's cup of tea? TEQUILA! :D
no joke.. this is my life.
perfect for my life
hahaha so true!
Who cares if the glass is half full or half empty... fill that bitch back up with vodka.
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Pretty much my life motto
Hahaha yup!! Leigh...!
Story of my life.
My life's motto.
I totally laughed out loud
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Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose a shoe before midnight you might want to cut down on the tequila. Fairy Tales & Tequila
This actually applies to a time in my life! LOL!
So true! It might be time to calm it down
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Everybody have a tequila story
Oh, that darn tequila
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Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila
I'd be losing more than my shoe if I was drinking tequila. Jose and I don't get along.
If you lose your shoe at midnight, you might want to slow down on the tequila
Hahaha, my giggles damn near woke my kid up!!
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Truth to the nth degree.
Can't stop laughing!!!
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Nursing Wisdom: Take life with a grain of NaCl... adding tequila and lime wedge PRN.
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Blood is red, Nurses are jaded. Mess with us, And you'll get sedated. Happy Nurses Week. | Nurses Week Ecard
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Nursing Wisdom: Take life with a grain of NaCl.. adding tequila and lime wedge PRN.... Not just for nurses lol
Nursing Wisdom: Take life with a grain of NaCl... adding tequila and lime wedge PRN. (Oh the things I will learn in nursing school! )
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95 Funny Nursing eCards and Memes - Nurseslabs.... Thx to my nurse friends!
Haha nursing humor
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So funny #someecards hahah always
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baha story of my life
hahahahaha my life
PDub like a Champ
Story of my life
yep my life
My life lol
A day without dealing with stupid people is like... Never mind. I'll take a shot of vodka, please.
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I think that's highly impossible! There will always be stupid people around...ha!
stupid people will make you drink!
lol drink to that! Lol so true!
I feel like that's my life
make mine Tequila please!
feelings towards my job
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I know this is kinda bitchy, but it's so true. The older I get the more I appreciate the things that I work for, so It's extremely upsetting to see the "PeopleOfWalmart" using foodstamps to pay for food for all of their kids, but they're chatting it up on an iPhone! It's sickening....
Your Lack Of Insight And Compassion Make You Ugly - Pinning for the article, not the e card.
...while I don't even have a smart phone. Best ecard I have found yet!!! This is so true.
the sad truth, yet one has to laugh at the obvious that some don't see.
I pinned this on Funny Stuff, but its not very funny. It's the truth!
guess that's it... #politics #humor quote
all funny things have a hint of truth...
I'd laugh if this wasn't so true...
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My life in a nutshell. Love me or hate me. I give no fucks.
hell yeah! I hate tea anyways.
My new life motto
Story of my life
my life. haha
oh hell yeah
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i needed this ecard the other day. this is so true. I will be the best catholic women I can, but there are times when I wanna just say go fuck yourself.
Sure, you'll go tell everyone that I was crazy, but you'll forget to tell them the part about you being an ass. | Breakup Ecard
i would love to say this to some people!
Best thing ever. Especially exes
so mean but so funny!
GFY ha ha ha
5 oz Flask; "May You Never Go To Hell, But Always Be On Your Way." &;;
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May you never go to hell, but always be on your way. A flask is always a good thing to have on hand.
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I Know How To Load More Than A Washer And Dryer! – Cute n' Country
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"I Know How to Load More Than A Washer and Dryer" - Cute n' Country Shirt Buy this shirt at ha! @kaitlindane
"I Know How to Load More Than A Washer and Dryer" - Cute n' Country Shirt Buy this shirt at http://cutencountrystore.com/products/load @lilmamato3 i would so get this for derlin if he wasnt being a butt!
"I Know How to Load More Than A Washer and Dryer" - Buy this shirt at http://cutencountrystore.com/products/load
a shirt, not a poster type thing, but the saying is just too spot on!!
I Know How to Load More Than A Washer and Dryer - tshirt
@Robin Morris you know my style
I need this! #countrygirl
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ALCOHOL Because no great story starts with someone eating a salad.....#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Girls night out this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!Woohoo.....SALAD!!!!!!!!!
Because "Let's be honest nobody really likes salad"
alcohol, lol reminds me of my brother
You don't make friends with salad!!
Unless it was an alcoholic salad!!!
Story of my life
seems to be my life since I started college....although I don't deserve a medal every week...
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this is pretty much my life at work... except i work with knives. hayoh.
I feel this way about the last year of my life!
finals week. and yes I do... maybe 2
Amen!!! And its only Tuesday.....
Story of my life for this week
and it's only Tuesday....
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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"Pardon last nights drunk texts. That Tequila is one chatty bitch!"
If I had a dollar for every time I apologized for drunk texts...
Hahaha YES..... You know who you are with the drunk texts!!!
Haha yes.. Sorry in advance for Mondays drunk texts
I dont drunk text much but this is funny!
hahaha.. I am the worst drunk texter!
Yes this is me. I love to drunk text
damn tequila- my life.
Funny Breakup Ecard: Life handed me limes instead of lemons.... So I did some f*cking tequila shots.
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Funny Breakup Ecard: Life handed me limes instead of lemons.... So I did some f*cking tequila shots. Hell yeaaaa
: Life handed me limes instead of lemons.... So I did some f*cking tequila shots. Or made margaritas.
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Funny Breakup Ecard: Life handed me limes instead of lemons....
Life handed me limes instead of lemons.... @Jocelyn Cummins
Life handed me limes instead of lemons....
Funny Breakup Ecard:
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I don't know about you but I have thought about running away more often now as an adult then when I was a kid. #ecards
True story....only now I know its impossible to run away to some super cool fantasy land because I can't afford the gas to get there. Being an adult suck!
There was a time in my life that I would have said that describes my life. I spent 11 years coming home and wishing every day that I could run away then one day I walked away and took my child with me. That was the best day of my life because then I was free to be me and to become the me I wanted to be. Sometimes you don't have to run, you have to make a decision to walk away and never look back.
Every day of my life I have wanted to run away.
Omg so funny but true.
i don't have an attitude problem. you have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem.