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Mom: What do you think im made of money?
What your kids think Mom stands for.I know someone who steals money from her mom alllll the time :-/
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I always wonder what the story is behind a random shoe on the side of the road!
So true. I always believe that, "I only need a couple things; I don't need a basket!
Hilarious Parenting Memes of the Week! Such a funny list of memes about being a parent!
My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D
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I would PAY for the "Who Cares" button - can't say why or I'll get in trouble.
That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!
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This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!
Romance movies destroy relationships because they deceive women into thinking those kind of situations actually happen in REAL life. Men are equally deceived by PORN movies.
My body is a temple! Why don't you have tattoos."Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!
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I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.