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Also known as why I'm eating everything in my house today, crying over commercials, mad at the printer not doing what I need it to, and wanting to take a nap. Having my uterus out was one of the best decisions I ever made. Saving money was the extra perk.

This so cracks me up!  Especially the "I just laid an egg" part!

This so cracks me up! Especially the "I just laid an egg" part!

I'm dying of laughter!!! How do we lose that child-like bold honesty LOL

I'm dying of laughter!!! How do we lose that child-like bold honesty LOL

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

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