Giggle, Gonna Sleep, My Life, Funny Stuff, Totally Gonna, Date Nights, We Re Totally
I have a date tonight, with my bed. we're totally gonna sleep together ~ Joke All You Can
I have a date tonight, with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together.
My bed & I...we're totally gonna sleep together.
Hahaha laughed way to much at this :)
We're totally gonna sleep together.
oh hey, story of my life.
Totally gonna sleep
I have no idea what they're talking about! All I have to say is I'm not responsible for my actions if I'm asleep. By trying to wake me you take your life into your own hands as I kick, slap, cuss and hit all sound asleep. Scream too but I don't know if ppl consider that as a threat. All this without medication! I have a severe case of insomnia and yes I've had not 1 but 2 sleep tests done at diff hospitals at diff times. Said same results. (My husband calls me Grumpy ALL THE TIME!) ~Imelda
Giggle, Night Shift Nurse, Narcolepsy Humor, Night Shift Humor, Morning Person, Funny Stuff, By, Hipster Edits
It's true and the tiniest empress will. she is NOT a morning person.
Said every night shift nurse. Need this on my bedroom door.
For my door because the people I live with are punks..
Said every night shift nurse. And I will, just FYI.
@Jade Alvarez Alvarez Alvarez Alvarez Alvarez Smith
It's true and i will. not a morning person.
@Jade Alvarez Smith
...my awesome bubble...
E Card, My Life, Funny Stuff, Issues Today, Awesome Bubble
No Issues Today. I'm In My Awesome Bubble And You're Not Allowed Inside. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
"No issues today. I'm in my awesome bubble and you're not allowed inside." (I have no clue why every word on this ecard is capitalized...)
Free, Friendship Ecard: No Issues Today. I'm In My Awesome Bubble And You're Not Allowed Inside.
Awesome bubble...for a laugh. No meanies allowed!
pretty much how i feel every day of my life
I need this sign for my office door
Jokes E-card #12
If You Practice Bad Grammar, She Comes To Your House At night
Book Fairy Costume, Halloween Idea, Halloween Costumes, Costume Ideas, Teacher Costume, Fairy Costumes, Diction Fairy
Book Fairy Costume for Girl - 50 Creative Homemade Halloween Costume Ideas for Kids, http://hative.com/creative-homemade-halloween-costume-ideas-for-kids/,
A 'Diction-fairy' or book-fairy costume. "Thanks to the Children's Reading Foundation for this amazing Halloween costume. A great way to give new life to a discarded book."
I would so rock this costume, showing off my superpower--reading!! Book Fairy Costume for Girl - 50 Creative Homemade Halloween Costume Ideas for Kids, http://hative.com/creative-homemade-halloween-costume-ideas-for-kids/,
Book Fairy Costume for Girl - 50 Creative Homemade Halloween Costume Ideas for Kids, http://hative.com/creative-homemade-halloween-costume-ideas-for-kids/, One part of me can't love this enough, the other is like oh no!!! What did you do to that book???!!!
OH. MY GOOD. NESS! Adore this Book Fairy costume! || #Halloween #costume http://www.facebook.com/ComicsFantasy & http://www.facebook.com/groups/ArtandStuff
Book-fairy costume - This is the most AWSM thing I have ever seen! #bookfairy #Halloween2014
This is so cute! Book Fairy Halloween Idea Diction-fairy!
Diction-fairy. Could be SUCH a cute teacher costume!
Dictionfairy halloween costume
Yess<3 I do belong to him && he belongs to me <3 path don't cross over and over again for no reason. Fate brought us together.
Twinflame, Soul Mates, I Ve Belonged, Loveyou, So True, Soulmates, My Heart Belongs To You, Twin Flame
I belong to you love quotes quotes quote couple relationship quotes girl quotes quotes and sayings image quotes picture quotes
I belong to you. I’ve belonged to you since the beginning, since before I ever knew that I did. For more fantastic quotes please visit our Facebook page or website!
Love this. Reminds me of the valentine card from him that said "I think my heart belonged to you even before we first met. It was just waiting for you to find it."
I've always known I had a soulmate, I just never knew I would be lucky enough to find him at the age of 19- Brittnee
We just didn't know it was "so" true until we endured our year long trial. Adversity, distance, and allowing the other to grown has proven to be the best reinforcement of knowing "we belong". There's nothing to get over......
"Je t'appartiens. Je t'appartiens depuis le commencement, depuis avant même que je ne le sache." || Twin Flames...
Twin Flames... I truly feel this way AMarie
so true! 💙 soulmates 💕DMJ
Belong to your Soul Mate. ❤
Elie Wiesel, Nobel Laureate, holocaust survivor, and the author of “Night,” his account of surviving Nazi concentration camps. Written in several versions, I believe his older is better, where in detail, he describes how victims were shot, and then burned, and their own human fat poured across the pyre to enhance the flames.
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Night - Elie Wiesel. I have always been fascinated by the holocaust. I mean everything. The logistics, the time frame, the survivors stories. It literally breaks my heart but I can't pull myself away. This is hands down one of my favorite books. And it always has been.
Elie Wiesel - Writer, professor, political activist, Holocaust survivor, and Nobel Laureate. "night is purer than day. it is better for thinking and loving and dreaming. at night everything is more intense, more true. the echo of words that have been spoken during the day takes on a new and deeper meaning. "
Confessed night owl. Elie Wiesel - Writer, professor, political activist, Holocaust survivor, and Nobel Laureate
Night is purer than day; it is better for thinking and loving and dreaming. At night, every thing is more intense, more true. The echo of words that have been spoken during the day, takes on a new and deeper meaning. - Elie Wiesel - Writer, professor, political activist, Holocaust survivor, and Nobel Laureate.
Night is purer than day; it is better for thinking and loving and dreaming. At night everything is more intense, more true. The echo of words that have been spoken during the day takes on a new and deeper meaning. - Elie Wiesel
night quote, by elie wiesel ... does this have anything to do with why i've always been a night owl? (facebook share)
So true. Elie Wiesel author of NIGHT; Holocaust survivor, author, and Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Ooo, so true. It's good to be a night person. :)
Elie Wiesel night quote..so true
This is every night for me.
Giggle, Sotrue, Perception Vs, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True
so similar to the dog perception vs. reality sleeping pic but also so true!
Perception vs Reality - OMG! This is my life! I laughed out loud!
Perception vs Reality - sleeping with Gracie. SO TRUE, haha.
Perception vs Reality! So true this is really how its is
Perception vs Reality: This was SO my life with baby #4!!
Ha! So true. Story of my life and I love it!
Perception And Reality funny-things
This makes me giggle. So true...
Mom Responds To A Common Question
I love parents like this
Math Problems, Parents, Frustrated Parent, Math Homework, Common Core Math, Homework Parenting, Its, Common Cores
A “frustrated parent” with a degree in electrical engineering can’t solve his kid’s Common Core math problem.
Frustrated Parent’s Response To Common Core Math Homework- Chicks on the Right Can I hear some applause!!?????
To that parent, THANK YOU!!! AGREED. Read Parent's Facebook Response to 'Ridiculous' Common Core Math Homework | Parenting - Yahoo Shine
HOW SEVERAL PARENTS ARE FEELING OVER COMMON CORE STANDARDS.... Read Dad's Facebook Response to 'Ridiculous' Common Core Math Homework | Parenting - Yahoo Shine
Angry, frustrated parent writes note on son's Common Core math test. Common Core is the opposite of common sense!
A “frustrated parent” with a degree in electrical engineering can’t solve his kid’s Common Core math problem --- This has also happened to me, an engineer as well!!
Read Parent's Facebook Response to 'Ridiculous' Common Core Math Homework | Parenting - Yahoo Shine
Parent's response to son's ridiculous Common Core math homework worksheet
Boy Wonders: How Do You Solve Math Problem with Essay? | #CommonCore
Michael Phelps as a Merman…
It's all good now guys xD
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This is really funny for me but he's kind of attractive and stuff and its really hard to make a decision how i feel about this picture and good lord I need help: Picture, Merman, Michael Phelps, Mermaids, Funny, Funnies
merman | Tumblr Michael Phelps swimmer as mer man semi nude naked fish tail swimmer
Michael Phelps, MerMAN! So excited for the summer olympics!
Two of my favorite things. Michael Phelps and mermaids. Win
Michael Phelps as a Merman. Well my life is complete now.
just Michael Phelps being Michael Phelps... things-i-like
I'm Michael Phelps...and they put me in a mermaid tail.
Michael Phelps, merman, same thing. haha! love this :)
Candy Bars, Giggle, Chocolate Quotes Funny Fun, Laundry Rooms, Funny Stuff, Ice Cream
Funny Confession Ecard: Here's to every mother who has ever eaten a candy bar in a closet, because frankly, you just didn't want to share...
Here's to every mother who has ever eaten a candy bar in a closet, because frankly, you just didn't want to share... | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Candy bar, cookies, ice cream... you name it! ;) It is usually the laundry room though!
laughed out loud. never eaten a candy bar in the closet, but def in the other room.
I do this all the time, not a candy bar usually a cereal bar!
Candy bar? Please! It's ice cream! Do it right people! :)
I laugh because its true! I go into the laundry room.
made me giggle
Fan Girl, Fangirl Life, My Life, Book, Doctor Who, So True, Fandom, The Hunger Game, Percy Jackson
ALL MY FANDOMS: Doctor Who, Divergent, Harry Potter, TFIOS, Sherlock (just joined, SQUEE!) and Percy Jackson.
Let me tell you about Supernatural. And Doctor Who. And Sherlock. And Lost. And The Pretender. Ohhhh! And books! Let me tell you about books I've read!
Let me tell you about homestuck... And Sherlock, doctor who, and attack on Titan, and fairytale, and full metal alchemist, and sword art online, and Star Trek and lord of the rings and Harry Potter and the hunger games and the maze runner. The list goes on
Let me tell you about Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and The Hunger Games...
Doctor Who, TWD, The Hunger Games... the list goes on.
...my life with Doctor Who in a nutshell.
Fandom so true
haha sounds like my girls night...
Picture, Giggle, Girl, Funny Shit, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, So Funny, Can'T Stop Laughing
Walk of shame coming right up.: Giggle, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Things, So Funny, Can'T Stop Laughing
When I read this I laughed out loud and it made me snort ... Lmao, but this is so funny because it's so true.
The is the truth when girls drink! Hell with the re-takes you will still look like shit.
Hahahahaha: Giggle, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Funnies, Humor, Things, So Funny
So true... But that's alright your girls will still take you home. :)
This Is so true! I think i have many pictures like this! Lol!!
Girls night FAIL. LOL. Can't stop laughing!!
Lol so true for some girls
Motivated Before Sleeping
Sleeping Yep, Yep Yep, Work Outs, My Life, Michigan Trip, Morning Person, Funny Stuff, Life Summed, Single Night
I worked out one day with this fitness plan thing and it told me to do things like lunges and squats and now I look freakin stupid every time I walk cause I wanna chopped my legs they hurt do bad
This is the me I am trying to slowly change. Becoming a morning person is hard! ;-;
Yes that's me when I wanna work out but I'm like nah I'm gonna sleep
This is me since I got home from my Michigan trip.
Motivated Before Sleeping. Yep, that's me!
My life lately... Oh I've fallen so far.
Every single night!
yep yep yep.......
My life summed up
Gotta find me a girl who I can be #3 with! haha
Divorced Thoughts, Quotes Funny, Funny Shit, Quotes Sayings Funny, Third Time, Funny Stuff, Sayings Humor Quotes, Divorce Quotes, Divorce Humor
;} the third time was a charm. Lol goes for my future hubby.. I will be the third and last wife :)
;} the third time will be a charm. Lol goes for my future hubby..
;} the third time was a charm. I love my hubby so much.
Third time's the charm for both of us. Love him.
husbands...I love this.. Third time is a CHARM!
Haha....Third times a charm ;)
The Third Time Is A Charm ❤️
Third time's the charm?
Why I can't freaking sleep all the time
Funny Tired Quotes, Funny Sleepless Night Quotes, Sleepless Nights Humor, Sleep Quotes Funny, Can'T Sleep, Beauty Sleep, Funny Insomnia Quotes, Don T Sleep, Can T Sleep
Legend says when you can't sleep at night it's because you're awake in someone else's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me...that would be great. LOL!
For those nights when you can't sleep @Abby Leonard :)
Legend says when you can't sleep at night .... !
Yes, make it stop... I need my beauty sleep :)
Seriously... I need my beauty sleep, peeps.
Haha, literally right now I can't sleep
This has got to be why I can't sleep
Why I can't sleep all the time
Please. I need my beauty sleep
Quotes Worth, Marilyn Monroe Quotes, My Life, Intj Introvert, Can'T Sleep, Can T Sleep, Dark Xx, Midnight Adventures
That's true.... Apparently it's for me Layin awake wondering how my girls day was... Was she happy, did she smile?... I love that smile, and those eyes.... I daydream of those eyes!!!! She is the best reason to lose my sleep, yet, I never feel tired:):) she is my life, my breath, my heart..... My everything:):)!!! I love her!!!! MY GIRL^~^
Who said nights were for sleep? - Marilyn Monroe #quote #quotes #wisequotes #word #words #wisewords #saying
Just to look in your eyes again, just to lay by your side, just to be the one who's always there for you..for the rest of my life,#CM
"Who said nights were for sleep?" - Marilyn Monroe #quotes #worth #remembering #forever
#insomnia #night #quotes #sleepless
It's 3:00 still can't sleep .
In The Dark xx
My husband says this is accurate..
My Husband, So True, Funny Stuff, Bed Hog, True Stories
This is EXACTLY. How my husband sleeps every night. I am not the bed hogging girl in this relationship!
This is so true just switch the her to his...my husband is the biggest bed hog ever!! :)
This is a diagram relavent to my bed, except it's flip-flopped. My husband's a bed hog.
This really needs to be reversed cause my husband is totally the bed hog!
Jeff said, "Well that looks familiar." The funny thing is, I agree.
So true, if "he" is me and "she" is my husband, the bed hog. :-P
So true.. only the "uncharted territory" belongs to Daisy!
bed space, true story
I Do Marathons (On Netflix) | | Funny Lazy Shirts
I need this like woah. Halfway through gossip girl season 3. Haha.
I Do Marathons On Netflix, Netflix Marathons, Athletic Shirts, My Life, Funny Stuff, Life Priscilla, Totally Me
welcome to my life @Priscilla Pham Pham Pham Pham Pham Pham Pham Pham Pham Padilla @Vanesa Pereyra Pereyra Pereyra Pereyra Pereyra Pereyra Pereyra Pereyra Pereyra guzman
welcome to my life @Priscilla Pham Pham Pham Pham Padilla @Vanesa Pereyra Pereyra Pereyra Pereyra guzman
i do marathons (on netflix) lol need this
Totally me (except Amazon Prime)!
Like the best thing ever xD