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people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

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Pajamas win, unless there are plans! And it bugs the heck out of me that this says "pajama's"

Yep...

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

Maybe people would stop thinking you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

So now we have Pinterest snarky (and probably true!) e-cards! Wow.

so i asked her how on earth she ever thought of that genius idea?she didn't bitch saw it on pintrest

End of story

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

HAHA

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Yupp :i

"I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit." hahahah so me! Don't get on my bad side ;

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