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I'm concerned your choice in alcoholic beverages is now based on calorie count rather than intoxication efficiency #Diet #Ecard #Alcohol #Drunk #Drinking #Calories #Calorie_Counting #SomeEcards #Funny
This is sooo me since I've been counting calories. It sucks. But it works.
Skinny girl drinks= fail lol
thanks weight watchers...
doesn't getting older suck??
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I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not going to happen.
Don't pin on an empty stomach.
It's 10am and I've already eaten breakfast, lunch, and dinner...
Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"
Mostly because I'm hilarious.
I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Who hasn't been in this situation?! haha Just keep wriggling!
Stick a stamp on me. I am going postal up in here!
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.
Kids these days are so into electronics. My little friend is in like, second grade and has an iPod touch and a phone. I had no idea iPod touches existed in second grade!! It's ridiculous!
Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most.