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So.freakin.true.

My level of maturity changes depending on who I'm with. haha YES

The perfect birthday gift for my husband. this makes me laugh.

Im speeding because i have to poop key ring

Best keychain ever: "I'm speeding because i have to poop" keychain by CandleBrightCreation on Etsy Haha gag gift stocking stuffer for my family ;

May we never stop loving all the simple things in life, like bonfires, picnics, fishing, and romantic dates under the stars

Lol

Bitch please, my phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.

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In my defense a sidewalk broke my teeth. So sidewalks def. deserve dirty looks.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

yeah I do this. And I never really thought about the plan part.

Ok it's  0510 but the feeling is the same :(

I can relate to this! lol 3 AM is history though. No more regular staying up late. =] More of emotion induced staying up late now. Goodbye 3 AM. Hello 4 AM! And Good morning 7 AMs! =\ I think my sleep pattern’s F-ed as is without insomnia.

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